Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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