My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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