Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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