The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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