I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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