U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
She bit a glass in half.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Randomize
