Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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