You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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