with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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