The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
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