More tranny stories later!
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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