I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
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