I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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