he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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