So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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