"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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