Don't you send me to vm
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Two words: blizzard sex
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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