Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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