can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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