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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Did I show you my penis last night?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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