All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Holy sore nipples Batman
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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