I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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