So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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