idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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