there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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