Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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