Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
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