i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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