margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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