If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
splinters make it hard to masturbate
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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