She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
is that a dick in a sweater?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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