So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Randomize
