Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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