I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
we made out on top of his cat.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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