So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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