CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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