There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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