He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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