wake up i wanna do it froggy style
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Cover your peen. We're going out.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
wow bdsm is so cute
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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