I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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