I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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