come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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