So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
