so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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