hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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