oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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