You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
