p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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