if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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