no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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