I don't think brook has ever known best
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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