Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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