so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Randomize
