I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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