i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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