Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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