It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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