i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
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